English is a funny language that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway. Mark Grasso
English is universal language !!!!
Some leave applications from parents to school (original spelling included).
1. Dear School: Please ekscuse Shadrak being absent on Jan. 28,29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
2. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face..
3. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direath the shits.
4. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
5. Please ekxcuse Wiseman for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off verunda, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
6. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
7. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either,, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
8. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
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