Tuesday 21 April 2015

Great Groucho Marx.

Dear Friends Enjoy.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

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